Noy-Z LOLs

She's Noy-Z

I've named her Noy-Z. Pronounced 'noisy'. Because she is.

Named her, but doesn't mean I'm going to keep her!

applikashun 2 b stargazer's kittykinz

nameless kaliko gal kat,

ur backyardz,
klang valley.

deer stargazer,

i is a agile cat, i can climbed branchless trees n jumps rope. while other kats is having breakfast, i sculpts mouse figurinez, them u can sells. i translates meows 4 siamese strays, i writes awesome blogs reviews, i kontrols bathing fearz effectively. sometimes, i fast 4 days.

i banishes mouses wif my konstantly sharpened claws, i can scales up 90-degree walls wif de agility exceeded only by endangered borneon orang utans, n is good at eating leftovers. i is a excellent model 4 ur blog photoshootz, a expert in poses, n a huntress in backyard junglez.

making use of just my retractable claws n loud hisses, i once heroically saved a small family in de klang valley from a lounge of man-eating house lizards. i chases moving objects when called 4, i was wooed by de pj animol shelter. i is de subject of a grate numbers of overturned dustbin spekulations. 2 while aways times, i eats funny-tasting grasses in ur backyard. i enjoys naps filled wif vivid dreamz. on weekends, after dinnerz, i offer blood preshur reduction pats free of charge.

little girlz everywhere disagree on the level of gorgeousness of my original calico coat. i jumps, i hunts, i dodges broomstickz, i begs, and though my stomach iz alwiz hungry, i can runs very fast. on mondayz, to beat de blues, i partakes in wrestling matches wif de neighbourhood strays. i has won meowing competishunz in kl, n lurned fractured english online. i has works closely wif halle berry, i has played de part of the egyptian maw in one of her movies, n i has met mr. bushtails.

but i no has a owner. plz rekonsider ur decishun abt not having a kittykinz anymoar, bcos i will b de purrfect kittikinz 4 u.

urs faiffully 4eva,
(u gives me a name k?)

About a Nameless Cat

There's a cat, a calico girl cat, that keeps hanging around in my backyard for a month now. It all started one day when I found a few cats coming around there. I wanted to finish off old Bushtails' food, I still kept his kitty biscuits & canned stuff, cause I didn't want to waste them by throwing them away when I could give them to strays that would come around every now and then.

She used to be so super duper scaredy. She used to sprint off like lightning if I came within 7 meters of her. But after about 3 days, she realised that I'm no threat, and she very quickly took to me and ever since, has been following me everywhere when I'm outside the house that I almost feel like I'm a character in The Golden Compass, and she, my 'demon'. Heh.

I've run out of Bushtails' food and I had stopped feeding her for some days now. But she doesn't look like she's leaving. And I don't want to take care of another cat. I think I'll have to take her to some place nearby where many strays are making a living out of discarded roadside stall food.

Nameless calico girl cat